HEADLINE: TOPSIDE INVADES MAINE
Just in, 6 or 7 crazy folk are thought to be headingNorthbound on I-95 this weekend. Keep in mind that these people are not to be messed with. They're dealing with a particular nasty bout of Cabin Fever and are faced with the dire prospect of having a good time if it kills them. Keep them in your thoughts as the grimness of their fate sits with each of us. Stay tuned for details on their prognosis in upcoming notes. In other news, Bastian, one of a trio of Germans, returns to the farm this evening. Some say the Germans are invading and whispered comments around the houses these days confirm the suspicion that our homeland is no longer safe and we should all take cover. And now for a look at the weather. The weather in Farrest as you might imaginern is typical for this time of year, 60s durrin the day and falling overnight. Looking at the curren temp at Fotty nine degrees, expect to wake erp tomorrow with a crisp coolness in the errr and for sunlight to appear mid-morning, oh 11:39 let's sayer. Thank you Bob. Words from the life and styles critique here at the station report a few uncommon phenomena have been occuring. First notice: People have been coming to dinner, and staying through to the end, unheard of. Second: A noticeable sweetness has been lacking from tea snack and Third: No Admin come to tea snack anymore. Can anyone help to solve this mystery? And now back to you Bob for our pet of the week. As everyone here well knows, every Wednesday we bring an animal or well, creature on and try to get someone to adopt them and give them a good home. If you're interested in this little guy, please call 1-800-AMFIBAN. Now let me introduce you to little Hopper here. He's a one year old Frog who needs a good home. He's been living in the main house basement now for a couple months and needs a home for the winter. Thank you all for you time, can we finish with a song... WAAAADDE in the Water... Tizzy Out.
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